♪ eyes and i'm falling for you keep cool stay young i'm just having my fun with the lessons in love ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: neon trees. thank you, gentlemen. thanks, guys. thank you very much. i want to thank my guests, ben affleck, octavia spencer, and of course neon trees. tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here, but emmy-winning

jimmy fallon coming up now! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hey. welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. that is the crowd that i told you, higgins. thank you so much, everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon, and i just -- [ cheers and applause ] i just want to go on record as saying that i, too, love big bird. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys see this during last night's debate? mitt romney said that he loves big bird. which was even more awkward since the question was "can you explain your tax plan?" [ laughter ] after months of build-up, last night was the first presidential debate at the university of denver. of course, a lot of big names didn't show up for the event. joe biden, nancy pelosi, president obama. no, he just didn't -- [ light laughter ] [ boos ] it was not a good night. not a good night for the president. in fact, the president seemed to give long-winded, disjointed answers during last night's debate. even gary busey was like, "dude,

you got to focus. [ laughter ] focus. first, one can understand stuff." [ laughter ] that's right. romney was the big winner last night and in case you missed his performance, we boiled it down to just the best parts. here, take a look. >> big bird -- grabbed my arm -- and said -- i'm coming for -- you -- rich guy. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i read that a lot of people were -- played drinking games last night, during the debate, where they -- they took a shot when someone said a certain word. yeah. the word for obama was "jobs." the word for romney was "medicare." and the word for jim lehrer was -- [ fragmented interjections ] [ laughter ] that's right. jim lehrer had trouble making sure the candidates stuck to the rules last night. even nfl replacement refs were like, "this guy's a disaster! [ laughter ]

who hires these guys?" of course, obama and romney differed on many subjects throughout the debate. however, there was one moment where they really came together in perfect harmony. check it out. [ humming "whistle" by flo rida ] [ light laughter ] [ humming in unison ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: flo rida fans. >> steve: yeah, they love flo rida. >> jimmy: they like flo rida, yeah. hey, the highly-anticipated videogame, "nba 2k13," hits stores this week. it is very realistic.

in fact, as soon as you win, a kardashian shows up and marries you. [ laughter and applause ] it's just -- what a great game. >> steve: that's good. >> jimmy: exciting. actually, "nba 2k13" has a secret celebrity team that features pauly d and vinny from "jersey shore," and snooki as one of the basketballs. it's just -- it's really -- [ light laughter ] it's cute. it's small and orange. it's really cute. we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa, man! oh, man! [ laughs ] hey, guys. that's what i'm talking about. guys, i have to mention -- this saturday, october 6th, is the season premiere of "icarly" on nickelodeon! yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

and i'm in it. >> steve: what?! >> jimmy: yes, i'm in it. it's very exciting. it's basically like a "late night"/"icarly" crossover episode. if you've never seen "icarly," you should check this out. this saturday. it's an hour-long special, we shot it a couple of months ago. it's called "ishock america." it's on 8:00 p.m. on nickelodeon. tune in. "icarly." [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. we have a great show tonight. james bond himself, daniel craig is here. [ cheers and applause ] [ imitates james bond theme ] plus, she is so, so good in her emmy-winning role on "the good wife." the beautiful archie panjabi is standing by! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she's a talented person. speaking of talent, this lady is amazing. you know her as the "long island medium." theresa caputo is dropping in. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "long island medium." yeah, she's unbelievable. she might talk to ghosts.

that's what she does, talk to spirits. it might happen tonight. could anyone of you guys? like, you can't stop the spirits from coming in. >> steve: no, you can't. neither can hoda and kathie lee. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. not those spirits. >> steve: sorry, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have great music from animal collective, as well. [ cheers and applause ] it is a packed show. it is unbelievable. i'm so psyched. i'm psyched to talk to daniel craig. you worked with him upstairs. he's on "saturday night live" this week. >> steve: he's fantastic. >> jimmy: he's a good man? >> steve: super cool. super good dude. >> jimmy: that's good. i want to say i think he's my favorite bond. yeah. >> steve: your favorite bond? >> jimmy: yeah, he's my favorite bond. i got to say it right now, on record. "casino royale" was unbelievable. >> steve: it was fantastic. >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. he's my favorite bond. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, they're funny, cool. >> jimmy: that's exactly what you want. >> steve: well, for me, because i'm a older man. sean connery, who i grew up with. [ cheers and applause ] and then, he's the next bond. he's fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, really? you're going to go with sean connery first? >> steve: yes.

daniel's a close second. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: and then a bunch of others. >> jimmy: i've just never seen a movie like "casino royale." the first five minutes was just unbelievable. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. it was just -- the most action thing ever. so, "skyfall"'s going to be -- >> steve: i can't wait. have you seen it? >> jimmy: no. >> steve: oh, i cannot wait. [ light laughter ] let's go together. >> jimmy: we should go. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, we'll go in the future, when it comes out. >> steve: yeah, we'll go -- [ light laughter ] i'll bring red vines. >> jimmy: did you watch the debate last night? i didn't hear from you. >> steve: yes, i did. >> jimmy: what did you think? >> steve: i thought it was -- you know -- great. >> jimmy: yeah. i thought romney did a pretty good job. >> steve: oh, i think -- yeah, i think it was -- >> jimmy: i think the thing everyone's talking about is jim lehrer. he just like -- he's the moderator. i think, like, he had no control over the debate at all. like, he's the moderator. he was getting steamrolled all -- left and right, the whole night. [ light laughter ] and then obama got in on the act too, at one point. it got really weird. take a look at this. >> and that's why it's my priority to repeal obamacare. [ laughter ] >> okay, now, governor romney, you are well over the two-minute allotted time. >> jim -- jim, i still got 30 seconds, here on the -- >> [ stammering ] >> jim --

i'm just politely just going to you hush you up a little bit. hush, child. >> all right. if you don't care then -- >> [ stammering ] shh. [ light laughter ] >> we have to keep things on a -- >> [ shushing ] [ laughter ] >> [ stammering ] we just want to make sure that we get a chance to get to -- >> jim, i just wish you'd just shut your yapper a little bit. [ laughter ] >> all right, and i respect that the governor -- >> jim -- jim, do me a -- do us all a favor and just -- [ shushing ] we don't need you. we don't need you anymore. >> all right, well -- i'd like -- from the president now -- >> you're a useless human being. >> all right. [ laughter ] >> useless to all of us. >> okay. i think that's a little -- >> well, i think it's a little weird that you're here still. [ laughter ] so, you can just leave and do whatever you want. >> i'm the -- i'm the moderator here. >> jim, i'm going to have to ask you -- >> now, hold on, now -- >> jim, i'm going to have to ask you to stop talking. >> no. >> okay? [ laughter ] jim? >> now, listen, i -- okay. [ stammering ] >> [ stammering ] [ exchanging random syllables ] >> okay.

now, i know what you're doing. >> ah -- shh. >> i can see you're playing a -- >> [ shushing ] [ laughter ] [ uttering random syllables ] >> okay, all right. >> now, folks -- >> [ uttering random syllables ] >> [ uttering random syllables ] [ laughter ] >> [ exclaiming gibberish ] >> now, that's just a noise. >> jim -- jim -- jim -- jim, would you shut the [ bleep ] up? [ laughter and applause ] >> i'd like president -- >> uh, jim, uh, shut the [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] >> jim. shut the [ bleep ] up, man. >> and keep it shut. keep your mouth shut. >> i was -- supposed to moderate this debate! i was hired to do a job! >> jim -- jim -- keep your mouth -- keep your [ bleep ] damn mouth shut. >> well, you shut the [ bleep ] up! >> jim -- don't tell me to shut -- now, don't -- >> jim -- shut the [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] >> he's right. >> i'll put my foot in your ass.

[ laughter ] >> we haven't -- jim, you just should have shut up in the first place and we wouldn't have gone through all this. >> you know, if you'd have just shut up in the first place, there wouldn't be all this talk of feet in your ass. [ laughter ] >> -- diarrhea of the mouth is what you have. [ talking over each other ] >> -- the foot in the ass -- >> jim, put down that sharpie before i shove it up your ass. just shut up! [ laughter ] >> your ass is going to smell like marker. [ laughter ] >> he's going to stick a sharpie up. that's why. jim, your butthole is going to be so enlarged from all the things that we shove up it. [ laughter ] >> i think the american people would probably prefer to move off the topic of my butthole. >> i think -- i think the american people are with me on this. >> yeah, we -- we kind of agree on this issue. >> we -- we agree on this issue that you should -- [ in unison ] shut the [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> thank you. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: got harsh last night. >> steve: that was harsh. aw, dang! >> jimmy: that got harsh. >> steve: there was no need for that kind of language. >> jimmy: the next debate is on october 16th, so they still have some time to work out the kinks, right there. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: anyways, yeah, it was

an interesting debate last night. hey, you guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags, hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: guys, these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, because of all the fact-checking going on in the presidential debates, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "fact check." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out something funny or weird that someone you know has said that can't possibly be true. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within ten minutes, it was a trending topic in the united states, which is awesome. so, thank you for those tweets, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite "fact check" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first tweet is from @4733reddirt. he says, "my cousin believes that if you whistle on your food, it cools off faster than just blowing on it." [ laughter ] i don't know if that's true. >> steve: that's only not true. >> jimmy: if you whistle for

longer, yeah. this one's from @pezzerific. she says, "i heard that if you tell the flight attendants that it's your birthday, they'll let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide." [ laughter ] i don't think so. >> steve: i don't think that's true. >> jimmy: it might be. this one from @greflections. he says, "my sister thought that the letter "r" in the registered trademark symbol meant that the product was inspected by a rabbi." [ laughter ] >> steve: not too far from the "u." >> jimmy: i don't know, yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one's from @mpayne4589. she says, "my son told me that if you take a seed from a hamburger bun and plant it, a hamburger tree will grow." [ laughter ] that is wrong. that is nonsense. >> steve: that's stinkin' cute though. >> jimmy: this is from @cahunter18. she says, "my friend thinks the dalai lama is an indie band." [ laughter ] that could be true. >> steve: there has to be a band named dalai lama. >> jimmy: there has to be a band called the dalai lama. this one's from @paultrafga. he says, "when i was a kid, my brother's friend told me that

each stripe on his karate belt represented a person that he killed." [ laughter ] "check it out, dude." 10 years old. this one's from @davidpulsipher. he says, "brad kaye from 7th grade said he was the first person to ever say, 'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.'" brad kaye. sounds familiar. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it might have been him. >> steve: it might have been brad kaye. >> jimmy: the last one is from @mharris3488. he says, "i used to think colonel sanders fought in world war ii and they honored him with his own fast food restaurant." [ laughter ] "you'll receive this bucket of chicken." [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. tonight's "late night hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/ hashtag. stick around. we'll be right back with daniel craig! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] did you know that mach3 can last two times longer than a disposable? ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a giant movie star who returns to the big screen november 9th, as james bond in the new film, "skyfall." this weekend, he hosts "saturday night live" with musical guest, muse. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome daniel craig! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's even tricky sitting down with bond. i don't know what to do -- so we both sit down. >> it's tricky sitting down with you. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. it is tricky. we can stand up the whole time if you want to. how's it going? you're hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. >> that's right. >> jimmy: is it crazy upstairs? >> it is. it's kind of organized chaos but it's -- >> jimmy: it is. >> -- it's incredibly exciting. >> jimmy: is it what you expected? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> i just didn't know what to expect. i just sort of went in with an open mind and thought -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah -- were you aware of "saturday night live" in england, or no? >> yes. it was shown in the '70s, but i think it was always about two years out of date and it would get shown very late on a saturday night on the bbc with no commercials. >> jimmy: no references. >> no political sense whatsoever. >> jimmy: no, not at all. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i mean, it was from the jim belushi days, and it picked up from there. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. do you -- while having this experience, would you ever do a comedy movie? >> um -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think that would be fun. i'd love to see you. >> i don't know. i don't -- i'm kind of -- it's really hard.

i'm such in awe of real comedians, like yourself, who are -- >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we should just go -- go to commercial right now. this is good. >> -- goodnight here if you like. and i know how much work goes into sort of creating those like -- judd apatow things -- it's a huge amount of kind of stuff that i don't really understand. i look for good funny scripts and they don't really exist. it's usually a kind of collaborative effort to make them good. so, i guess i'll leave it to the good people who know what they're doing. >> jimmy: but, you did one of the most sketches of all time with the queen of england. >> yeah. it wasn't supposed to be funny. >> jimmy: the opening at the olympic ceremony. look at this. >> it was supposed to be serious. >> jimmy: you and the queen are actually in a sketch. [ light laughter ] it was unbelievable. unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm taking it very, very seriously. >> jimmy: you really are taking very -- look how funny you're being. [ laughter ] but, i mean, just -- you have good timing. how was the queen? was she fun? >> um, she was -- yeah. >> jimmy: she was?

>> actually, she was. she was incredibly game. she -- >> jimmy: how long did you have to shoot this? >> we had a very short space of time, she's a very busy lady. it was my day off, so i was kind of a bit grumpy about the fact that i had to go in and do it on my day off. and then, suddenly i'm in the palace with the queen and we're in her sort of private chamber and she's there. she improvises a little bit and -- >> jimmy: does she? >> yeah, yeah. she was supposed to be sitting at the desk and she asked if she could write something down. so she pretended to write. [ with english accent ] >> jimmy: i'd like to roll in. can i do a cartwheel? yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> -- threw some things at her. >> jimmy: don't improvise anymore. that was kind of amazing. who knew about this? you weren't allowed to tell anyone about this. >> it's strange because we did it and then it immediately got leaked to the press. it was all over the papers. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> but thankfully, it was long enough before the olympics so that by the time it happened, people had sort of forgotten about it. so, it was a genuine surprise. >> jimmy: because you can't really talk about anything you do, really. i mean, you can't tell me about the "bond" movie. >> it's much easier that way. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: i guess it is, i know.

i'm sorry, i'm not allowed to tell anything. >> i didn't want to come and not say anything. >> jimmy: exactly. but, i mean, you're james bond. i don't know if anyone has told you this. you are james bond. [ laughter ] that's amazing! and you're a great one. and i don't want to embarrass you, but you're my favorite bond. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: you are the greatest bond. i got to say, from "casino royale" to now, "skyfall," i mean, it's all been fantastic. because you actually have a sense of humor in the "bond," but you're very serious, you're very tough. it's good. it's a good mix. >> some people might disagree with you. >> jimmy: no, really. yeah, i know some people will, but not many people. but i mean -- [ light laughter ] i was freaking out. tomorrow is the 50th anniversary of the "bond" franchise. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: which is a giant thing. i don't know how many movies it's been. 21? >> huge day back in england. everybody gets the day off. >> jimmy: they do? [ laughter ] they really do. >> we're trying to make it world wide event. >> jimmy: do you hang out with other bonds? do you guys meet in a secret cave or something? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? you're not allowed to tell me, are you? >> well, i wouldn't be allowed to tell you if we did, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you aren't. so, just blink. yes! i knew it, yeah. i knew it, yeah. [ light laughter ] i knew there was something that you --

>> you couldn't see that, could you? >> jimmy: we'll edit that out. do you have like a secret handshake, you and pierce brosnan, just like go for it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever met another bond? >> i know pierce, quite well. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> he's a lovely man. >> jimmy: have you ever bonded with him? [ laughter ] i had to do it. i had to do it. they made me do it. [ applause ] it's not -- that's very original, right? are you in awe of me? >> i know for a fact that was your idea. [ talking over each other ] -- just waiting, waiting, waiting. >> jimmy: it was all day long. i mean, this is a big deal. when was the moment where you realized, wait a sec, i just did something that's like -- stand the test of time? this is going to outlive you. >> um, i don't know -- when "casino" came out when we were at the royal premiere -- which is the other time i met the queen -- >> jimmy: that's so cool. >> and i -- >> jimmy: just even calling "casino royale" "casino." [ light laughter ] that's how inside we are right now, you guys. this is awesome. [ light laughter ] when we first did "c.r." it's cool. >> and we did it, and we had the audience and i wasn't -- i'd

seen it and i'd seen it with friends, i'd seen it with people who were also very excited about it because it was good. and it's not until you get it in front of an audience and you kind of -- you really appreciate sort of, you know, like are people going to like this? are they going to actually sort of go and see it. >> jimmy: the audience -- i've seen it with a crowd and it was just the most insane thing ever. the opening parkour scene was crazy. but this year, you have sam mendes directing. that's like, crazy. it's too much for me almost. i can't take it. i'm not even going to see it. >> you're not going to see it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, because it's too much. it's going to blow my head off. yeah, i mean, i want to live. >> you can see it in sections. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i'll go in for like, five minutes and leave and go "do you have an oxygen tank? that was insane, man! don't go in there!" [ laughter ] do you have say over anything? like, do you have say over the bond theme? >> the theme? >> jimmy: yeah. >> only when adele's name came up i was -- i just jumped at it. i said we have to get it. >> jimmy: squealing like a little girl? >> pretty much. [ as craig ] >> jimmy: i love adele! i love it! daniel, calm down, you're james bond, please. [ laughter ] no, but you're a big fan of

adele, and so am i. >> yeah, and i just thought that -- she has the voice, she's got the kind of the -- exactly the tone we wanted, and you'll hear the song. i think it gets -- i think it's released tomorrow. >> jimmy: it got leaked a little bit. i've heard a little bit of it. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's exactly what you want. >> it has kind of a bond theme to it. [ vocalizing bond theme ] >> jimmy: and then, she just sings over it and it's adele's amazing voice. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the other songs -- did you have a favorite song? >> um -- well, i mean, "it's a wonderful world" is pretty good. i mean, that's a pretty good song. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "james bond" theme. "james bond" theme. >> that's from "on her majesty's secret service." >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah, you're not good at that? >> jimmy: no. >> well, you should sack these people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: james bond made me fire you. i'm so sorry. >> they're really good upstairs. >> jimmy: that was louis armstrong, "what a wonderful world." that doesn't really count. >> what do you mean it doesn't count? >> jimmy: was it made for that movie? >> yeah -- well, that i don't know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you should sack

whoever told you to say that. [ laughter ] i say, carly simon, "the spy who loved me." that was great. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that roger moore? >> roger moore, yeah. >> jimmy: he's clearly in front of a green screen. he's definitely not skiing. he's going like -- and he's just clearly just standing in front of green screen. and then he jumps of a cliff, and then you're like, "he's going to die." >> and the parachute opens. >> jimmy: parachute comes out. and it's the union jack. and i'm crying. [ in british accent ] and my british accent comes out. and then, i'm not adele. >> that's very good. >> jimmy: me and adele kind of have the same accent likthat. [ laughter ] no, but that -- "live and let die," paul mccartney and wings. >> that's pretty brilliant, yeah. >> jimmy: duran duran even killed with "a view to a kill," i love that one. but this one in "skyfall," adele, i'm just excited about this. and you -- here's another reason why you're awesome. and then i will stop telling you why you're awesome. but it seems like you do -- >> you don't have to. >> jimmy: i know i don't and i don't really want to. again, i don't want your brain to explode either, because i need you to do more "bond." but, the reason why you're great is that you seem like you do

your own stunts, or at least you're game for it. you seem fearless. >> there's a joke i have with gary powell, who's the stunt coordinator on all the "bonds" i do, which is "why can't i do the roger moore stuff because it's much easier?" >> jimmy: yeah, clearly -- he clearly is not on a cliff. >> roger was particularly good at it for awhile and got on this green screen, just sort of pretending to be on top -- i just -- i enjoy it. i get a kick out of it. i mean, we did -- in this one there's a section that -- i think it's in the trailer, is we're on top of a train which is moving at like, i don't know, 30- 40 miles an hour. and we're doing a fight sequence and you're tied off -- >> jimmy: how well have you tied off? i mean, i -- and my feet bolted into the train. [ laughter ] and i would just do that for an hour until the director said "cut." and hopefully they could cgi -- >> pretty much kind of what it is. you do that when you rehearse so that you're safer. when you come to do the tape, you have this sort of a piece of -- it looks like a very thin piece of string which is tied

off to one side of the train. so, if you fall off that side, it's fine, you don't go anywhere. but, if you fall off that side, you fall three or four feet. and it probably wouldn't hurt, but the idea -- the problem is they then sort of put into that is we go over a bridge which is -- >> jimmy: any fight scene on top of a train, someone's going to die or you got to go off the de of the train. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> did i make it sound scary enough? >> jimmy: yeah. >> did i? >> jimmy: i'm telling you right now, i'm so excited for this. >> okay, that's very nice. >> jimmy: "skyfall" -- we don't even know what that means. is it the name of a project? can you say what it means? >> no, i can't. i'd want to save it if they want to see the movie. >> jimmy: gosh! >> sorry. >> jimmy: so mad! [ light laughter ] can you -- can you say how long it is? [ laughter ] >> the movie? >> jimmy: yeah. >> um -- ♪ >> jimmy: it is -- it is a "bond" film, yes? are you in the movie? can we say that? [ laughter ] all right, i have a clip proving that.

daniel craig is in this. here's a clip. james bond in "skyfall." take a look. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's cool. come on. fix the cuff links. daniel craig, he's a stud. [ cheers and applause ] "skyfall" is in theaters november 9th. check him out on "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest, muse. archie panjabi joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest this evening has received three consecutive emmy nominations for her performance in "the good wife," the hit cbs show that airs sunday nights at 9:00 p.m. please welcome to the show a gorgeous and talented actress. here is archie panjabi! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: archie. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing great. thank you for coming to the show. i'm a fan of yours. i'm a big fan of yours. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: well, it's took a while for you to get here. you're always getting nominated for awards every weekend, so you keep -- you've been nominated, like, was it the last three years? >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. jimmy: you're great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're gat on that show and -- >> thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the good wife." >> thank you. >> jimmy: i've never hung out with you. >> i know. i have seen you a few times at the emmys and i've really wanted to come up to you but -- i felt a bit shy. >> jimmy: you're so shy? yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're lying -- you just didn't know who i was, did you? >> no, i knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all right. it happens. it happens to a lot of people. they go, "mr. kim -- you're not jimmy kimmel. hi, how are you?" [ laughter ] >> no, honestly, i did feel a little shy. i've always wanted to come up. yeah. >> jimmy: oh, please, always come -- i want -- i'm mad that we didn't hang out at this emmys because you brought your dog with you. and i love dogs. you -- what is -- the fenz is your dog. look at the fenz, right here. look at this guy. come on.

[ audience aws ] >> jimmy: i didn't know you could bring dogs. >> so cute -- >> jimmy: he is very cute. is he drinking coffee? >> no, that's his tea. he has tea every morning. >> jimmy: he has tea every morning? [ laughter ] i love this guy. now, i love that -- why his nickname is the fenz, because -- what is his real name? >> well, his real name is benzo, after -- they're from antidepressants. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. >> i don't know what that is but -- >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> but it's an antidepressant and -- >> jimmy: yeah, benzos -- >> and benzo became fenzi. and now, in my area, where i live, he's known famously as "the fenz." >> jimmy: this is him getting made-up. he's got his makeup, there. his bow tie. did he wear the bow tie? >> i'm mad, aren't i? [ laughs ] >> jimmy: i mean, there's something wrong with you, definitely, yeah. i mean, i love that you -- [ laughter ] -- would do this. he's so bored and -- but then, here he is, raring to go. he's wearing his bow tie. look. oh, come on! [ audience aws ] i love that. >> he looks cute, doesn't he? >> jimmy: he is the cutest of all time. and then, this is the best. this is him the next day -- hungover. there you go. [ laughter ] hungover from partying all night with the cast of "jersey shore." [ applause ] well, i'm so happy. when did you get to the states? when did you start landing roles over here? >> i actually only came with

"the good wife." i came about three years ago. >> jimmy: three years ago. and, like, but did you always want to be into acting? did your parents get into it? get you into it? >> i did. apparently, when i -- as soon as i popped out from my mom -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. when you popped out, sure. >> when i popped -- when i came out -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- my mother just looked at me, and there's no history of actors in my family, but my mother looked at me and she just says, "there's something about this child. i think she's going to become an actress." >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how nice. is your mom very supportive of your acting? >> she's very supportive. but i come -- my parents -- they're not orthodox but they're fairly traditional, you know? we've got to sit down and have a meal together and we don't use the s-word and -- >> jimmy: yes. >> you know, we're real -- like, well-behaved -- >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. >> -- people. >> jimmy: so when she sees some of the stuff you do on -- >> oh, gosh. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> when my mother sees the characters i play, she's very sweet, she's adorable. she always says to me, "archana --" because that's my name -- "archana, why do you play such naughty, naughty characters?" [ laughter ] you know -- all the characters i

get are so rebellious and have such a dangerous streak, and i'm such a sweet and innocent, little thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> don't you think? >> jimmy: i do think you are. i mean, really. you're very funny, very smiley but i watch you on "the good wife" and you're very -- >> i'm a cold bitch in that. >> jimmy: the cold bitch. [ laughter ] you can't say that at dinner, with mom. "why would you say that? very naughty, naughty." [ laughter ] you get that right back. i'm working on the impression. but you -- so, you really are, though. you're stone cold -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- on "the good wife." but where did you get that from? just acting? >> um -- i have no idea. i don't even -- i would never see myself playing such a cold person. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm saying. they have to have an episode where you -- you come out and you start being fun. >> but, you know, the great thing about that character is that my husband is in love with her. so, one day, i came back home from work and he said, "i'm really sorry, but i have to tell you this. i am in love with another woman." >> jimmy: oh. >> i was like, "okay, who?" >> he said, "kalinda." i was like -- >> jimmy: "i love you but i hate you. wait, what?" [ laughs ] >> i guess it's me, so it's okay. >> jimmy: yeah, it's very sweet. it's very sweet. >> but yeah, so i don't know where that side comes from.

>> jimmy: well, this -- the storyline for this new season now is your -- your husband -- your ex-husband is kind of a stalker. but now he wants back in. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and you're like, "he's a creepy dude." so, there's a whole side, right? >> you know, the breakdown for the husband for kalinda was daniel craig from james bond. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. well, he was just here. >> i know. >> jimmy: but he's bond. he, like, left through the roof. [ light laughter ] he just, like -- he came on through the ceiling. >> it's a very toxic relationship. >> jimmy: yeah. and do you know where it's going to go? >> it's going to go to a very dark and dangerous place. >> jimmy: [ gasps ] oh, you guys, this is what i'm talking about. >> and lots of naughty, naughty things. >> jimmy: naughty, naughty things. i love it. more from mom. here's archie panjabi in a clip from "the good wife." check it out. >> two years inside, i get out. i expect my loving wife to be there. instead, you take my money and you burn my clothes. >> did you cry?

seriously? did he make you cry? >> i don't remember you being such a bitch. >> well, you have a bad memory. >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] you should wake up your memory, buddy! best to julianna. we love her so much. and josh and everybody. ellen. we love everybody on that show. archie panjabi, "the good wife." [ cheers and applause ] sunday nights, 9:00 p.m. on cbs. we are talking to the "long island medium," theresa caputo next. there she is, in the bud light platinum suite. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ artist: willy moon song: "yeah yeah" label: universal] ♪ everybody well don't you know it's me now? ♪ ♪ yeah who's it, who's it huh? ♪ ♪ willy's back with a brand new beat now, ♪ ♪ yeah doin' it doin' it up! ♪ heyyy yeah, tryin' to bite my style! ♪ ♪ heyyy yeah, how you like me now? ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the star of the hit show, "long island medium," which airs sunday nights at 9:00 p.m. on tlc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome theresa caputo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: theresa, thank you. is it caputo or caputo? >> like tomato, tomato, however you want to say it. >> jimmy: okay, good. it changes. i got to say, congratulations, it's the third season of the show. highest ratings ever. just growing and growing and growing, it's like a smash hit. congratulations. >> thank you very much. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great show. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i watch the show, and like anyone, either you watch the show and you go like, "oh, i don't believe this, i don't believe this. this is going to be crazy. this is all phony." and i'm telling you, watch just one episode of the show and it will change you. like, "what?" you have a gift. it's a crazy thing. i totally believe this. and the people get faked out. they think "oh this is not real" and they get changed all the time during the season. but it's also about your family, who i love. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and your husband larry? >> yes. >> jimmy: he's the best. this guy's rad. i love that guy. >> he is. >> jimmy: shout out to larry, he's awesome. >> shout out to larry. >> jimmy: yeah, like i saw the prom episode recently where you're daughter's going to the prom. >> yes. >> jimmy: and he's about to kill this dude that going to come. [ laughs ] and it's just like a normal

family. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: and that's kind of what the show's about. but you started -- is it talking to spirits or seeing them at the age of four? >> yeah, i mean, thought it was normal. you know. and i can't explain the way i see it. it's kind of like "the sixth sense" and "ghost" all wrapped in one. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, at the age of four, what was that like at four? i mean, did you start having -- do you think it was nightmares? >> i thought it was normal. i thought people always saw people standing at the end of their bed. and then, when i got older, i started shutting it off. so it turned it off. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you mean -- so how long did you turn it off for? >> i turned it off and then i suffered for many years from anxiety. and then, i had gone to a healer, which she taught me how to understand what the spirit was trying to communicate to me. i mean, and again, poor larry. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: did your husband know that you had a gift? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> he thought, like, this bitch is crazy. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. >> jimmy: it happens, yeah, it happens. >> sometimes, you know, the ghetto comes out.

[ laughs ] >> jimmy: you had this, so your husband says "my wife is crazy." >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: but, then you go, "oh, now i understand what this is?" >> well, what was happening was, my anxieties were so bad, he saw how -- physically how bad i was. i had been going to this healer and he saw that i was getting better. so he like texted me one day, he's like, "if you think talking to dead people makes you feel better, keep on doing it." [ laughs ] >> jimmy: yeah, if it makes you feel better, yeah. >> yeah, because i was getting better. >> jimmy: it makes his life easier. >> because i feel -- >> jimmy: but, of course, he's like go do it. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: but, you can't stop when you feel it. like, all of the sudden you'll be like -- [ impersonates theresa ] all right, so just want to move -- wait, stop -- is there someone here who's lost -- and i go, "what!?" you just can't stop it -- >> well, that's what happens. >> jimmy: -- from coming in. >> you can't. >> jimmy: yeah, because i've been to -- i don't want to say a psychic, but is that right? or different? >> i think there's a difference. i mean, i don't speak for anybody else, i can just tell you how i connect and what i feel i do, i just communicate with people that have crossed over. being able to give messages to help us embrace life without them. and that's it. >> jimmy: that's very cool what

you do. now that you're on t.v. and the show is a hit, do you get recognized? do people just come up to you and go like, "tell me something?" >> well, i think i blend. but, apparently with my hair and my nails -- [ laughter ] -- it's a little hard. >> jimmy: you have -- no, i love the -- we actually found some older photos of you as well with the big hair. you've always had big hair. i love big hair. this is great. [ cheers ] >> i don't think i have big hair. >> jimmy: this is great. [ applause ] i love this. and here's -- i just want to show this, because this is you and larry. but, look at -- not only that, look at larry's mullet. [ laughs ] yeah! he doesn't get off easy. [ applause ] he doesn't get off easy either. you have a big special this sunday. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're going to leave long island. >> yep, i call it the "knock and shock." >> jimmy: "knock and shock?" >> "knock and shock." i actually left long island and traveled to bakersfield, california, nashville and maryland, and basically knocked on people's doors and surprised them with readings. it's an -- it's amazing. i can't wait to see it because i haven't seen it yet. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, we have a clip. here's a scene from sunday's night special. it's the first time you're going

to see it, too. >> first time. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm like a psychic. take a look. [ laughter ] >> but, did someone pass in a tragedy? or in a very tragic way? >> yeah. >> do you have more than one brother that's passed? >> two. >> okay. i don't know what it is, but your brothers are funny because one turned to the other and said, "what did you get us into, that [ bleep ] is crazy." [ laughs ] and then, the other -- would that be your brothers? >> uh, yeah. [ laughs ] i'm sure of that, yeah. >> but they passed differently, is that correct? >> very. >> like, i feel like one passed of an illness, one passed of like a tragedy or an accident. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] everyone there was like, "what?!" theresa caputo, you are awesome. you are great. >> thank you very much. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. a special one hour episode of "long island medium" airs sunday night at 9:00 p.m. on tlc. you got to watch this. thanks again. say hi to larry. >> i will. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: animal collective performs a song after the break, you guys. come on back! ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests just released their tenth album, "centipede hz." and they're here tonight to perform a song from it called "rosie oh." please welcome animal collective! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ as i walked across the bridge with a backpack cross my shoulder blades ♪ ♪ the everglades below the wooden cracks you had offered up a ride ♪ ♪ so i might not get accosted by the watery slide ♪ ♪ but i said no i'd rather not said no i'd rather not ♪ ♪ said no i'd rather not step in ♪ ♪ as i left my home i cried and a substituted figure tried ♪ ♪ to reconcile the things i'd left behind you had opened up the door ♪

♪ and made a place where i could sit inside and fortify ♪ ♪ but i said no i'd rather not said no i'd rather not ♪ ♪ said no i'd rather not step in ♪ ♪ i'm on my own i'm on my own i'm on my own i'm on my own ♪ ♪ where no one's been invested in how no one knows what's best for him ♪ ♪ i'm on my own i'm on my own i'm on my own i'm on my own ♪ ♪ when no ones left to light the load then so one goes to lift alone ♪

♪ i'd like to embrace it like to embrace it like to embrace it all ♪ ♪ i'd like to embrace it like to embrace it like to embrace it all ♪ ♪ have i made this or is it that i've been made? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: animal collective! fantastic, brother. check out the album, "centipede

hz." see them live friday, right here in new york. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪